So today in class I was sitting next to a girl who was wearing a pair a jeans that had pockets that were far too small to fit anything of use inside of them. Consequently, her gigantic smartphone was sticking right out. This was too hard of an opportunity to resist. While she was spacing off (daydreaming?) I slowly pulled the Droid out of her pocket while she just kept staring at a wall. While the teacher was distracted, I slipped across the room (with the phone) and sat down in an empty desk next to a girl with a loose wool jacket that had big pockets. I slid the phone into her pocket and went back to my seat. When class was over, I see the girl I took the phone from looking around. I ask her, "What's wrong?". She says she lost her phone. I tell her I thought I saw Hailee walk away with it. "Really?? Where is she?!" "Long gone." Panic ensues.